WHAT ANIME IS
little girl: whats anime?
me: *looks at her dead in the eye* whats anime...u say?
little girl: yeah! what is it?
me:....*takes deep breath* ITS WHEN LITTLE GIRLS LIKE U GROW UP! YOUR BOOBIES BLOW UP 10 TIMES THEIR NORMALS SIZE! YOUR CLOATHES SHRINK, YOUR EYES GET HUDE AND YOUR HAIR GETS SPIKY, CHANGE COLOR ,YOU CAN PULL OUT WEAPONS FROM YOUR BODY OUT OF NO WHERE THAT ARE 10 STORIES BIG!AND NOT TO MENTION U LEARN MAAAAD NINJA SKILLS!...that’s what anime is…
little girl: *start struck*....o.o....I LOVE ANIME!
little boy: what about for boys?
me:....ITS WHEN YOUR HAIR GETS LONG AND GIRL LIKE THEN U LOOK LIKE A LADY BUT YOUR REALLY A MAN, YOUR HORAMONES CHANGE GREATLY, U TURN INTO A MEGA PERV...THEN! U DIE FOR THE GIRL
little boy: QAQ......
and that ladies and gentleman is what anime is all about